May 2012
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I want to be thrown against a wall and ravaged. I want to be tied to a bed and fucked until I can’t scream anymore. I want to be chained to the wall and be teased and prodded excruciatingly slowly to the very brink of orgasm and not be allowed to go over that edge until my Dom says I can. I want a flogger used on me. I want a riding crop to sensuously torture me. I want to be scratched and...
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Butterfly, Fly Away...
You tucked me in, turned out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. Little girls depend on things like that. You brushed my teeth and combed my hair, had to drive me everywhere. You were always there when I looked back. You had to do it on your own, make a living make a home. Had to be as hard as it could be. And when I couldn’t sleep at night, scared things wouldn’t turn out...
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Dancing bears, painted wings. Things I almost...
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my dad: (yelling at the tv)
me: you're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
my dad: you're in love with a boy band that doesn't even know you exist.
me:
me: dont talk to me
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It's like wishing for rain as I stand in the...
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Confessions of An Uber-Lesbian: #30
I always feel super bipolar on my period. I’m either irritatingly happy, a super bitch, crying my eyes out, uber bored, or on my way to one of those moods. The trip to any single mood may take as long as 5 minutes or it can change in 0.5 seconds. I hate this and I feel sick to my stomache and I hate my dad and I hate my sister and I’m mad that my mom was sick and we couldn’t get...
May 21st
Confessions of An Uber-Lesbian: #29
Alright. So, I feel like absolute shit. I want to take some ibeprofeun PM and go to sleep for the next several days. That sounds amazing. You have no idea. I now have no gf. My left ankle hurts like shit and I appear to have bruised the bone where my foot bone and my leg/ankle bone comes together on the outside of my foot. My right knee has been giving me problems. I like Renee, even though she...
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average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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Confessions of An Uber-Lesbian: #28
One of the best things about being a lesbian: Your girlfriend is never jealous of your vibrator, because she KNOWS, unlike guys, that SHE will pleasure you WAAAY more thoroughly than ANY vibrator. The vibrator is just temporary. xD
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My beautiful girlfriend gave me a wonderful rainbow Hello Kitty bracelet today. I love it. I also love that she thought of me today and thought that I would like it. She is amazing. I can’t wait to learn more about her and continue to let our relationship grow. =] I’m taking her to the beach next weekend. Our first technical date, I guess you could say. She also might be coming to my...
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